the Little Lamb thought I was a bit early with my Christmas post down below. But then she also had the excellent idea of skipping Christmas altogether .. except for the presents. but, i've already been telling folks that i really don't want anything...
soooo, if i don't get anything, she'll have to give me hers....
anyways ... skipping Christmas means i can jump right into my resolutions for the new year, right?
to tell the truth, i'm really not in the habit of making new year's resolutions since i never keep them. since these technically are not new year's resolutions ..... well .. maybe i'll keep these? ... we shall see ...
and here goes nothing ..
foam resolution ..
#1: avoid large discount retailers, indoor malls at all cost for the next six weeks. That should be easy. I accomplished that last year. heck, it's been a few years since i've even been to an indoor mall.
#2: send out Christmas cards. that'll be hard. haven't done that in a couple of years.
#3: don't gain weight. that'll be very, very hard ... sigh ...
#4: take daily walks to avoid weight gain .. ugh, okay ..
# 5: eat healthy foods and take my daily vitamin ... ugh, okay ..
#6: make the 3 males in my life do most of the housework .. (what an epiphany!)
#7: be really, really, really nice to my beloved spouse so he won't notice that i have this plot going on to make him and the boys do most of the housework. (actually, he, the spouse already does quite a bit, to be fair. but i want it to be unfair .. i don't want to do any.)
#8: laugh in the face of stress .. ech .. i'll try ..
#9: be nice and kind to folks .. ugh! .. okaaaay, i guess i can do that .. tsk ..
even if it means that little lamb can keep her gifts ..
#10: .............. hmmmmmmmmm .. don't know anymore...
.. maybe sit on santa's lap and whisper sweet nothings into his ear?